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cecils-lovely-voice:

Genders aren’t real. Nuh-uh. Show me a gender! That’s not a gender. What’s a gender? Who let you in here?

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imaginececil:

imagine cecil smiling at you

his hair is trimmed neatly

his eyes glow softly and they gently stare into you

and you feel like liquid

a widening smile turns his soft expression into cracked snarl

you are startled but you cannot move

he is your smiling god

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spockiewockie:

date idea: lie on a hill with your significant other underneath the stars and listen to wtnv whilst questioning your cosmological importance and make out during the weather

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randomdraggon:

Down With Strex Corp- A mix to beat up smiling assholes to. 

[listen]

There’s a War Going On For Your Mind-Flobots // You’re Going Down-Sick Puppies // Sabotoge-Beastie Boys // Weapon For Saturday-Lolo // End of the Beginning-Black Sabbath // Mayday!!-Flobots // Gun-Chvrches // Bye Bye Babylon-Cryoshell // Desperation-Orange // Face Me-Edsim & Mahlta // Run Boy Run-Woodkid // Everybody Wants To Rule the World-Lorde // Live To Rise-Soundgarden //

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nicosfeistynipples:

I feel that at this point Welcome to Night Vale is harder to explain than Doctor Who and the fandom looks crazier than the Homestuck fandom

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WTNV: parallels between "a story about you" and "a story about them"

a story about you: The man in the suit, a stranger, watched. But then, as had never happened before, the man in the suit received a phone call. He walked off at some distance to take it. “Yes, sir!” he said, and “No, sir!” Also he made hawk shrieking sounds.
a story about them: Hold on,” says the supervisor. She mumbles instructions into a walkie talkie, and a series of ‘yes sirs’ and ‘no sirs’ and hawk shrieking sounds come in response.
a story about you: Your eyes wander up and you see above you the dark planet of awesome size perched in its sunless void, an invisible titan all thick black forests and jagged mountains and deep, turbulent oceans. It’s so close now. You see it just above you. [...] Maybe even if you tried very hard, you could touch it. You reach up… This has been your story.
a story about them: “That planet up there!” says the man who is not short. “It’s so dark, and so close! It’s looming! It’s…so close! I wonder if I could…” He reaches up. [...] The man who is not short is no longer reaching up. He is no longer standing up.
a story about you: The man who is not short steps up to you, puts a knife against your throat.
a story about them: The man who is not tall, still by the car, pulls out a knife.
conclusions: the dark planet is quite possibly the same void Dana sees. the man who is not short (from a story about them) was probably "you," as they both died after reaching up towards the dark planet.
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youngbadwolf:

(all) hail (the mighty glow cloud) hydra

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cafegrimm:

GUESS WHO GOT TICKETS TO THE JUNE SHOW!!!!….
…I DID *violently throws self to floor* This will be my first Night Vale live show and I could not be any more excited like…..UGGGGHHHHHH EXCITED

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shessuchamess:

Between Carlos’ documentaries about scatter-plot matrices and Cecil’s love of Westerns, the  “Recommended for You” suggestions on the Palmer-Scientist Netflix account must get real weird real fast.

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torcot:

The Sheriff’s Secret Police’s genderless, smoothly beautiful, milky-eyed spokesbeing.

This needs to be a bigger character

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"Nature is gorgeous. And it is horrible. And it will kill you."

— Cecil Baldwin (via jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle)
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torcot:

"Red dots on whatcha love…”

"Cecil…"

"Shshsh I’m not done. (I brought stickers for your hair)"

"BLUE DOTS ON WHAT YOU DONT"

"STEVE WHERE ARE YOU

Based on this post: Dot Day 

please excuse the poor quality I am new at comics… I will scan it so it looks better later…

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many-cups-of-tea:

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yazzdonut:

 

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.

BUT NO.

SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.

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